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Intro · first visit $99 (573) 555-0188

iv drip · 60 minutes · $229

Lazy River Magnesium IV Therapy · Calm & tension support Gentle. Unhurried. Restorative. A quieter formula for a body that has been holding too much tension.

A gentle mineral-and-antioxidant blend built around hydration, magnesium, selenium, B vitamins, vitamin C, and a slow glutathione finish.

  • NP-prescribed
  • HIPAA-aware Jane chart
  • Mobile-only
  • $229

Why book it

Why Lazy River.

  • Magnesium is the center of the formula. It supports normal muscle and nerve function and is run slowly for comfort.

  • B vitamins and vitamin C support normal energy metabolism and antioxidant function.

  • Selenium supports normal thyroid and antioxidant-enzyme function.

  • Glutathione finishes the visit. The slow push is kept separate from the main bag.

While the line is in

Already coming? Add a five-minute B12 shot ($35) while the bag runs — Lazy River already includes glutathione. Ask when the clinician confirms your window.

What's in the bag

Every ingredient. Every dose. Every reason it's there.

Every component of Lazy River, in plain English. Your clinician can explain any of it on the phone — that's the point of a clinician-run practice.

  • 01

    Lactated Ringer's or 0.9% saline

    1 liter

    The fluid base.

  • 02

    Magnesium and calcium

    Minerals used in normal muscle, nerve, and cellular function.

  • 03

    B-complex, B12, and vitamin C

    Water-soluble vitamins involved in normal energy metabolism and antioxidant support.

  • 04

    Selenium

    A trace mineral involved in antioxidant enzymes and normal thyroid-hormone metabolism.

  • 05

    Glutathione

    A naturally occurring intracellular antioxidant, given slowly after the bag.

Read before booking

Who shouldn't book Lazy River.

  • This service does not treat an anxiety disorder, panic attack, or psychiatric emergency.
  • Magnesium may lower blood pressure; vitals and kidney history are reviewed before treatment.

How a visit works

Four steps. Same clinician through all of them.

  1. 01

    Step one

    Call or book online

    Call (573) 555-0188 or use the 90-second form — either way it reaches the clinician directly.

  2. 02

    Step two

    Three-minute intake

    Health history, current meds, allergies. Your clinician reviews it before arrival.

  3. 03

    Step three

    Visit at your address

    Vitals, consent, line, Lazy River, vitals again. 60 min door-to-departure.

  4. 04

    Step four

    Same-day follow-up

    Brief note in your chart. The same clinician answers if anything unexpected shows up.

Common questions

About Lazy River.

Is this an anxiety treatment?
No. It is an elective hydration and nutrient visit. If anxiety is frequent, severe, or disruptive, your clinician will encourage evidence-based primary-care or mental-health treatment rather than presenting an IV as a substitute.

Book Lazy River in ninety seconds.

(573) 555-0188

Quick request · about a minute

Tell us when, where, and what — we text back within the hour, 8a–10p.

Or call now: (573) 555-0188

Your request goes straight to the practice — we reply by text or call, usually within the hour during open hours. Plans change: cancel more than 24 hours out and there's no fee (Cancellation Policy). If screening says a drip isn't right for you today, you aren't charged (Good Faith Exam Policy).