Membership

Three tiers. No tricks.

Memberships are for patients who run a drip or an injection most months, and the math is printed right on the tier: each club costs a fixed amount less than its visits would off the menu — every month, whatever you pick. Two of these renew monthly; the Tailgate Pack is a one-time season pack, not a subscription. Cancel any time with thirty days notice. We will not auto-renew you onto a higher tier.

Not sure which fits? If you'd book a drip twice a month, that's Hydrate Club. If recovery is a weekly habit — training blocks, long weeks, travel — that's Wellness Club. If you only mean football season, skip the subscription and take the Tailgate Pack.

Hydrate Club

$229 / month

2 drips + 2 injections · $328 of menu for $229

Two IV Hydrates and two B12 shots a month cost $328 off the menu; the club price is $229 — you're $99 ahead every month. Want a bigger drip some week? Upgrades cost exactly the menu difference, so the $99 saving holds no matter what you pick. Put another way: two Hydrates alone are $258 off the menu — the club is $229 with both B12 shots riding along.

Two IV Hydrate drips per month — upgrade any visit for the exact menu difference (Crystal Stream +$70, Monsoon +$90, Stormwater +$120)
Two B12 injections per month — upgrade to NAD+ for +$64
Travel surcharge waived inside our 35-mile service area
Priority calendar access during Mizzou home weekends and major holidays
Roll one unused drip per month into the next month

Call to start — (573) 555-0188

Month to month. Thirty days notice to cancel, no early-termination fee.

Prefer a text first? Request a text-back

Wellness Club

$449 / month

4 drips + NAD+ + B12 · $650 of menu for $449

For you if recovery is a weekly habit — training blocks, long weeks, travel that keeps stacking up. The month's base — four Hydrates, an NAD+ shot, a B12 — is $650 off the menu; the club price is $449, so you're $201 ahead every month. Upgrades cost exactly the menu difference. The four Hydrates alone would be $516 — the club is $449 and the NAD+ and B12 come with it.

Four IV Hydrate drips per month — upgrade any visit for the exact menu difference, including the advanced protocols
One NAD+ injection per month
One B12 injection per month
Travel surcharge waived inside our 35-mile service area
Priority calendar access during peak weekends
$25 off one glutathione add-on per month

Call to start — (573) 555-0188

Month to month. Thirty days notice to cancel, no early-termination fee.

Prefer a text first? Request a text-back

Tailgate Pack

$396 one-time

Four pre-paid Hydrate visits at $99 each

Built for Mizzou home football season — pre-book four Saturday-morning Hydrate drips for your group at intro-offer pricing. Use them across the home schedule or burn them in one weekend.

Four IV Hydrate visits, $99 each (vs $129 a la carte)
Use them around any home game — game day or the morning after
Transferable inside one household, fraternity chapter, or wedding party
No travel fees on group visits of three or more; standard tiers apply otherwise outside the Columbia core

Call to start — (573) 555-0188

One-time. Nothing renews.

Prefer a text first? Request a text-back

Fine print

A few things to know up front.

Memberships start on the date of your first visit and renew monthly. Cancel any time with thirty days notice; no early-termination fee.
Membership benefits are tied to one named patient. We do not transfer membership benefits between patients except inside the Tailgate Pack.
Upgrades are priced at the exact menu difference — Stormwater in place of a Hydrate costs the same $120 more it would off the menu, so the club's monthly saving never shrinks.
Unused Hydrate Club drips roll one month forward; unused injections do not roll over. Wellness Club benefits do not roll over.
The semaglutide weight-loss program is priced separately from the membership tiers. Members receive priority scheduling for the monthly LoveMeIV visit.
LoveMeIV is self-pay. We do not bill insurance for memberships or for anything on the menu, so the monthly rate is the whole rate — no claims, no deductibles, no surprise bill later. HSA and FSA cards are commonly accepted, though eligibility depends on your plan.